Pilots don't drive cars
On our way out of the house this evening, we saw our neighbour, a pilot unloading something from his car.
F: Look Gabriel! That man in uniform is a pilot.
G: Huh? (his favourite form of expression)
F: That's our neighbour. He's a helicopter pilot.
G: Noooooo..... Pilots cannot drive cars. They drive helicopters. (in the most earnest voice)
F: :)